Welcome to the official web page of Diddley Squat and Bupkes, candidates for president and vice-president of the United States. We offer you the true election alternative: Hamsters in the White House!

As the past two presidential elections show, there is little hope for politics as we know it. And that comes as no surprise. The world "politics" comes from the Latin poly for "many," and "ticks" - small, blood-sucking insects. Surely we want no more of that!!

The "political" rodent is, in other words, a complete outsider to politics as we know it. The hamster candidates are not trying to become leaders. They don't claim to be qualified to "rule" anyone. On the contrary, they believe that there should be no leaders or followers. If you are old enough to vote, you are old enough to govern yourselves. And under a rodent administration, that's exactly what you'll do. Vote Hamster!!!!