HAMSTER FOR
PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN
C O N S T I T U E N
T E N D O R S E M E N T S
I completely endorse Potus for president! It's about time that we get some clean carefresh, a papertowel tube, and a NICE wooden house for every hamster! What about our social welfare? We need animals crackers and peanuts too! Hammy for Prez! All the way in 04!
Lovingly, Fuzzum
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Moxie (Single and Male) from Arizona writes:
A hamster for President? I say indeed! Hamsters are far superior to diurnal humans. Everyone knows all the action happens at night.
Furthermore, POTUS is the only hamster that can get us out of the tight spaces we are in!
VOTE POTUS!!
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Hi, Everybody!
I just moved into the Reston, Virginia Hamster for President Committee Headquarters.
I came from the Fairfax Country Animal Shelter, and I owe my good fortune to the influence of Donna and Cecil, parents of the next Presidential candidate. As busy as they are with the campaign and getting ready for their new family, they never forget to do all they can to help those less fortunate. If you want real family values (and not the showy fake stuff) in the White House, vote Hamster for President in 2004!
-- Batty in Reston, Virginia
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I don't think it's polite to do an endorsement with your mouth full, so I'll just ditto what my sister Dulce said.
Leche in Reston, Virginia |
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If anyone needs a ride to the polls, just call me! I'll hop right in the car and drive you there. Together we can get the vote out and the hamsters in!
De in Reston, Virginia |
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If you want something done about the homeless problem in this country, vote Hamster for President! Potus's colleagues Cecil and Donna cared enough to get personally involved in getting my brother De, my sister Leche, and me out of the shelter and into a good home. At last, a political party that really cares about its constituents!
Dulce in Reston, Virginia |
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I don't think it's polite to do an endorsement with your mouth full, so I'll just ditto what my sister Dulce said.
Leche in Reston, Virginia |
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If anyone needs a ride to the polls, just call me! I'll hop right in the car and drive you there. Together we can get the vote out and the hamsters in!
De in Reston, Virginia |
As a proud resident of the National Capital Area and pen pal to Cecil, I wholeheartedly endorse the candidacy of Potus. This nation needs to be guided by the kind of common sense that we rodents possess in abundance.
Inky in Reston, Virginia
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The Gerbil Caucus of Reston, Virginia enthusiastically endorses Potus for President!
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My brothers Curly and Moe join me in applauding the candidacy of Potus.
Rodents rule in 2004!
Larry in Reston, Virginia |
Kudos to Potus and his fine campaign! A credible choice for the voters at last!
Fragment in Reston, Virginia
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Run, Potus, run!
You're the best hope of the free world!
Bijou in Reston, Virginia |
I'm not really a monster. My given name is Hamlet, but after some thrilling adventures when I was very little, resulting in several new white hairs for my humans, I got nicknamed Monstie. I'm monstrously excited about the Hamster for President campaign. You go Potus!
Monstie in Reston, Virginia |
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As a rat-American, I particularly resent humans referring to many politicians as rats when we all know what decent and honorable creatures rodents are. When we complete our takeover of the political scene, the golden age of kindness and honesty will begin! All hail the candidacy of Potus!
Allie in Reston, Virginia |
POTUS rocks, just like America!
I’m voting for POTUS because he likes
all God’s creatures—he doesn’t discriminate against anyone.
I’m a cute Beagle/Jack Russell puppy who lives in Alexandria, VA.
I must admit that I used to bark furiously at my hamster sisters,
but now we are all friends. I like hamsters and
think that POTUS would make a great president.
Daisy
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 Hip-Hip-Hooray!!! POTUS for President!
We are Magnolia, a.k.a. Maggie (at left), Azalea, a.k.a. Azzie (right) and Lily. Maggie and Azzie are baby Siberian hamsters, and Lily in a one-year-old Black Bear hamster (lower below).
We all live with Ms. Rachel in Alexandria, VA—just across the Potomac River from POTUS’s future home, Washington, D.C. We support POTUS because he has better hair than the other candidates. He also has really cute, beady eyes! Plus, we like his stance on social justice issues and fiscal responsibility.
We love you, POTUS!
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I, Junebug of Omaha, wish POTUS lots of luck in the upcoming election, for we hamsters are the only creatures fit to rule this country!
---Junebug and his owner Ally
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 We are (from left to right in the picture at left)
Pepper, Decaf, and Butters. We are members of the
Soutwest Coalition for Rodent Politics (SWCRP). We
pledge our full support to Potus in his campaign for
president!
Our Founder, the late Humphrey B. Hamster,
was a sensible fellow who knew a good leader when he
saw one and was immediatley attracted to Potus as a
presidential candidate. He gave a speach on Potus'
campaign and we immediatly all pledged our support and
votes to this most excellent presidential candidate!
Potus has also shown us not only that he will make a
great leader, but that he is also a sentimental friend
when he sent us a letter of condolence after
Humphrey's passing.
We the SWCRP continue on in our
support of Potus for president. He is the only
presidential candidate that will be good for this
country and the only candidate truly concerned with
his constutients!
Good luck Potus! We are behind you
all the way!
Sincerely,
Mr. Pepper, Rev. Decaf, and Gen. Butters
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We are Baru and Julia, a syrian hamster couple living in Tokyo. We heard about your campaign today, and wish to give you all our support. We are Japanese, so we cannot vote for you, but I told my Papa to add a link to your website on my blog (baruchito.com).
I'm sending two photos. The one eating a piece of cake is me, and the one eating a piece of sushi (below) is Julita.
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 I may be over in England, but I raise my hand in support of Potus!
Without Potus, us Hamsters wouldn't have a voice!
Vote Potus for a brighter future!
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As Webmaster of a major rodent-based on-line network, I have become aware
of the issues that face the rodent population today - more specifically,
the issues that face squirrels, mice, and hamsters. I feel POTUS - Hamster
For President has what it take to best represent the needs of all rodents
fairly and honestly.
Sincerely,
Webmaster Checker
The Official Squirrels In Black Network
squirrelsinblack.org
*Note: The Squirrel Government (The White Squirrels) have a long-standing
policy of not interfering in the governing of other rodent species. As a
result of this policy, the Squirrel Government requests that it be known
that my endorsement of POTUS - Hamster For President is based on my own
opinion and does not reflect the views of the Squirrel Government.
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 I can vouch for Potus because I work as an intern for his campaign. I guarantee that you won't find the WMDs in his cheek pouch
(or mine).
POTUS for President!
-Moxie, Single and Female
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Our current government has caused me to lose my tail and get caught in a vacuum. If that hairless fleshy biped with the opposable thumb would release me from my enclosure, I would most certainly vote for you, Potus. I encourage rodents everywhere have at least 2 litters before Election Day to maximize our voting power. We need those votes!
-- Ricardo, el Gerbil
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All the way from Toronto, Canada, Walnut wants to say:
Potus is my role model and
someone who is an example that
a hamster can do anything
he or she puts her mind to!
Potus Rocks!
Potus for President! |
Potus, you have our vote!
Niblet,
Pasadena Hamsters Chapter,
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Good day to you! We are Spec and Spike the gerbils and we are more than happy to contribute to a campain for critters...when we wake up....
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 Hello, My name is Joelle Andres and I would like to contribute my sole being and concentrated efforts to making Potus president. I firmly believe that with the help of a human being like me on your side, you will be a shoe-in at the 2004 elections!
---Joelle
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My name is Smokey,
and I'm hiding in my tube
until Potus is elected!
You have the support of all the
hamsters in Columbus, Potus!
Vote Hamster!!
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