HAMSTER FOR
PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN
C O N S T I T U E N
T E N D O R S E M E N T S

I totally think you and your partner should win and run the country. I may be a British/Swedish hamster, but my GFO's (one of them American) and I completely support you 100%. I wish you all the luck in your future endeavors!
Signed,
Ethan and friends
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Spuddie, the Godhamster of the ham-mafia says:
On behalf of all hamsters in my 'family' (including my beautiful daughter Kajsa, below), I want to say that we fully support the hamster for president campaign. We would like to see an honest and trustworthy president like DS Potus in the White House and know our GFO's country's in good paws.
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I, Pikachu Swanson, do hereby place my buttfluffs firmly on the side of
Diddley Squat and YJ POTUS. Only fine, upstanding hamsters can save our
planet from its horrible downward spiral of fear, insanity, and not nearly
enough strawberry yogurt drops. Forget the elephants and donkeys. Vote
Hamster!
Pika
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We, the 19 gerbils of Cheesel's Burrow, heartily endorse the Hamster For President Campaign.
However, we do hope that many gerbils will be in
cabinet positions. For instance, being great at excavations and building
burrows, our own Mrs. Teasdale would be great as the Secretary of Housing
and Urban Development. Helen, our bossy hefty-sized girl, would be
instrumental as one of the Joint Chiefs. And, who could forget Blondie the
Genius Gerbil as the top Presidential Advisor? Thank you for your
consideration!
Signed,
Lydia, Helen, Mrs. Teasdale,
Mother, Aunt, Blondie, Dumbbell,
Dad, Trembles, Stuart, Blonde Mother,
Lisa, Little Gray, Laurel, Hardy, Goldie
and the three nameless female triplets.
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is Silver, a prominent supporter in the hamster world. Please visit
his home page (sorry, link out of date) and get to know him better.
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Dear Ms. Gangette Diddley Squat and YJ Potus,
I am only three weeks old, but I feel that hamsters
are the only logical choice to run the country.
Signed, A Mad
House Hamster
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I, Lionel D. Hampster, do hereby and
with great fur endorse Mad Hamster Gangette Diddley Potus for the 2000 Political
Circus. Hamsters are naturals at the political
scene and needn't worry about impeachment, as they don't eat fruit
(hey...whadday want...I'm a hamster, not a political
scientist!) I hereby toss my vote in for this
worthwhile guy...or girl...and I swear that I have taken no
political favors, sundflower or pumpkin seeds for my endorsement.
Lionel Hampster |
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My name is The Little Beaver, or
TLB for short. I heartily endorse Ms. Ganjette and Scratch
Diddley Squat and Yarash Jr POTUS! I've
been running extra time in my wheel to get in shape for the long,
hard campaign trail ahead. I call all hamsters ... prepare
yourselves, exercise and eat your yogurt drops and sunflower seeds. We
Must Win. We, as hamsters, are our country's only hope.
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I'd like to
take a moment to talk to you about something very important to me,
and to you -- the future of the United States.
My esteemed comrade, Ms. Ganjette Potus, is asking for your vote to
be your commander-in-chief, and I say you can do no greater service
for your country than to go into the voting booth on that November
day two years from now and tell the world that you want a hamster to
lead this country into the next century. I
could go on, but I'd prefer to quote one of my favorite artists, Bob
Dylan. In his song "It's alright, ma..." he wrote:
"While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach
that knowledge waits Can lead to hundred-dollar
plates Goodness hides behind its gates But even the president
of the United States Sometimes must have To stand
naked." Well, I'm not sure what
that first stuff means (I wasn't around in the sixties), but having
seen a powerful president, a potentially great and brilliant leader,
cowering behind subterfuges and legalisms, the words of the poet
ring loud and clear to me: The honest heart has nothing to
hide. Let me tell you something, folks.
Hamsters start naked and they finish naked. Their aim is pure and
their conscience clear. I say let the hamster lead! And know that
she'll always be there, standing at the helm of your ship of state,
naked as the day she was born. The White House is your house...make
it a hamster house!
Skura, the Wonderful
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Hammy & Aramis send hearty
endorsements!! I (Aramis) especially- think Gangette is a
FINE-Looking ham ;-) and we both give our support!!
Photo of Aramis courtesy of SKMireles
and Mad House Hamsters
Love- Hammy &
Aramis |
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"I proudly raise my hand to be counted amongst
those who plan to vote Hamster. It's the smart choice.
---Baxter Winslow McKiney
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I Smokey Hamster
am with you, Ms. Ganjette 1000% as the candidate I want
to be our next President. Only the thought of having you as my President
could get me to look up from my food dish at the camera.
Can I be Secretary of the Treasury? I like to hoard stuff anyway.
NOTE: Look at this honest
face. Obviously, this is one of our
species who is well qualified to
handle the country's money.
Smokey will definitely be
considered as Secretary of the
Treasury or Budget Director.
Scratch
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Okay, so you noticed that I'm not a hamstew. I'm a
wabbit. A wealthy wabbit, to be completely twuthful. And since
thewe awe no wabbits of my social class wunning for office -- in
fact, thewe awe no wabbits in the wace at all -- I must pwoudly
and without hesitation give my suppowt to dem two little hamstews.
Wun, wodents, wun!!!!!
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All us hamsters in the NFL proudly back the Hamster For President Campaign,
and are one hundred percent behind POTUS the HAMSTER.
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