HAMSTER FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN

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The World Wide Hamster fully supports the Hamster For President cause!"

I totally think you and your partner should win and run the country. I may be a British/Swedish hamster, but my GFO's (one of them American) and I completely support you 100%. I wish you all the luck in your future endeavors!

Signed,
Ethan and friends

Spuddie, the Godhamster of the ham-mafia says: On behalf of all hamsters in my 'family' (including my beautiful daughter Kajsa, below), I want to say that we fully support the hamster for president campaign. We would like to see an honest and trustworthy president like DS Potus in the White House and know our GFO's country's in good paws.




I, Pikachu Swanson, do hereby place my buttfluffs firmly on the side of Diddley Squat and YJ POTUS. Only fine, upstanding hamsters can save our planet from its horrible downward spiral of fear, insanity, and not nearly enough strawberry yogurt drops. Forget the elephants and donkeys. Vote Hamster!

Pika


We, the 19 gerbils of Cheesel's Burrow, heartily endorse the Hamster For President Campaign. However, we do hope that many gerbils will be in cabinet positions. For instance, being great at excavations and building burrows, our own Mrs. Teasdale would be great as the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Helen, our bossy hefty-sized girl, would be instrumental as one of the Joint Chiefs. And, who could forget Blondie the Genius Gerbil as the top Presidential Advisor? Thank you for your consideration!

Signed, Lydia, Helen, Mrs. Teasdale,
Mother, Aunt, Blondie, Dumbbell,
Dad, Trembles, Stuart, Blonde Mother,
Lisa, Little Gray, Laurel, Hardy, Goldie
and the three nameless female triplets.

This is Silver, a prominent supporter in the hamster world. Please visit his home page (sorry, link out of date) and get to know him better.



Dear Ms. Gangette Diddley Squat and YJ Potus,

    I am only three weeks old, but I feel that hamsters are the only logical choice to run the country.

    Signed,
    A Mad House
    Hamster Baby


    I, Lionel D. Hampster, do hereby and with great fur endorse Mad Hamster Gangette Diddley Potus for the 2000 Political Circus.
    Hamsters are naturals at the political scene and needn't worry about impeachment, as they don't eat fruit (hey...whadday want...I'm a hamster, not a political scientist!)
    I hereby toss my vote in for this worthwhile guy...or girl...and I swear that I have taken no political favors, sundflower or pumpkin seeds for my endorsement.
                Lionel Hampster


My name is The Little Beaver, or TLB for short. I heartily endorse Ms. Ganjette and Scratch Diddley Squat and Yarash Jr POTUS! I've been running extra time in my wheel to get in shape for the long, hard campaign trail ahead. I call all hamsters ... prepare yourselves, exercise and eat your yogurt drops and sunflower seeds. We Must Win. We, as hamsters, are our country's only hope.


      I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about something very important to me, and to you -- the future of the United States.
      My esteemed comrade, Ms. Ganjette Potus, is asking for your vote to be your commander-in-chief, and I say you can do no greater service for your country than to go into the voting booth on that November day two years from now and tell the world that you want a hamster to lead this country into the next century.
      I could go on, but I'd prefer to quote one of my favorite artists, Bob Dylan. In his song "It's alright, ma..." he wrote:
"While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have
To stand naked."

      Well, I'm not sure what that first stuff means (I wasn't around in the sixties), but having seen a powerful president, a potentially great and brilliant leader, cowering behind subterfuges and legalisms, the words of the poet ring loud and clear to me: The honest heart has nothing to hide.
      Let me tell you something, folks. Hamsters start naked and they finish naked. Their aim is pure and their conscience clear. I say let the hamster lead! And know that she'll always be there, standing at the helm of your ship of state, naked as the day she was born. The White House is your house...make it a hamster house!

Skura, the Wonderful Ham


Hammy & Aramis send hearty endorsements!! I (Aramis) especially- think Gangette is a FINE-Looking ham ;-) and we both give our support!!

Photo of Aramis courtesy of SKMireles and
Mad House Hamsters

Love-
Hammy & Aramis



"I proudly raise my hand
to be counted amongst those
who plan to vote Hamster.
It's the smart choice.

---Baxter Winslow McKiney


I Smokey Hamster am with you, Ms. Ganjette 1000% as the candidate I want to be our next President. Only the thought of having you as my President could get me to look up from my food dish at the camera. Can I be Secretary of the Treasury? I like to hoard stuff anyway.

NOTE: Look at this honest
face. Obviously, this is one of our
species who is well qualified to
handle the country's money.
Smokey will definitely be
considered as Secretary of the
Treasury or Budget Director.

Scratch



Okay, so you noticed that I'm not a hamstew. I'm a wabbit. A wealthy wabbit, to be completely twuthful. And since thewe awe no wabbits of my social class wunning for office -- in fact, thewe awe no wabbits in the wace at all -- I must pwoudly and without hesitation give my suppowt to dem two little hamstews. Wun, wodents, wun!!!!!




All us hamsters in the NFL proudly back the Hamster For President Campaign, and are one hundred percent behind POTUS the HAMSTER.


As prominent members of the online non-human business community, Miss Pete (the blue feathered person on the left) and Mister Mimi (the handsome grey and white person on the right), are pleased to offer our support to a candidate who shares our ideals and understands the special needs of "exotics" in the corporate world.

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ATTENTION CRITTERS: As the months pass and the election of 2004 gets closer, Potus and the whole Hamster for President crew are actively seeking endorsements from their furry friends all over the world. If you would like to submit a statement of support (100 words limit) and a picture, please use this link to submit the text, sending the picture (*.gif or *.jpg) as an attached file. Thank you! --POTUS