The ever-alert Cecil is in charge of campaign security for the Hamster For President Camapgin 2004 Committee. With razor-sharp rodent teeth, all can rest assured that hamster-snatchers are kept at bay. Though committed to defending his colleages from harm, he is not mean. In fact, his co-workers and relatives at the Committee describe him as a jovial, energetic, senstive fellow with a great sense of humor.

He's also the father of nominees Diddley Squat and Bupkes.