Meet Diddley Squat the Fifth, the Hamster For President nominee for election year 2008. Diddley is the youngest in a long line of honorable hamsters to bear the Diddley Squat name over a period of approximately 15 years. His immediate predecessor, Diddley Squat IV, was also nominated for president and, many believe, he actually won the long disputed election of 2000.

Diddley has all the qualities necessary to make him perfectly suited to become the modern world's first rodent head of state. He possesses high intelligence and a natural curiosity, and gentle but confident manner, and an engaging personality. Above all, he understands the limits of power. He promises that, if elected, that adorable little nose of his will be far, far away from your business.